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Tales from transit ch1
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By sarah
from the ooh baby. every girl on that bus was watching department, Section Social
Posted on Fri Aug 03, 2007 at 12:18:57 PM PST
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Hint for the guy wearing the "Chicks think I'm totally hot" Tshirt on the #17 bus this morning:
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| If you wish to live up to the billing on your Tshirt please observe the following:
- Stuffing your index finger up your nostril further than I would have thought possible in order to truly "pick a winner" isn't hot.
- Examining the resulting winner for over a minute then proceeding to wipe it under the seat; likewise, not hot.
- Settling back and spending the next five minutes chewing on the fingernail that picked the winner, then spitting the resulting fingernail fragment onto the floor of the bus - you are definitely below ambient.
That poor girl you kissed when you got off the bus at Sasamat will probably never know why all the bus riders in the back were laughing... |
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